Gregarious hermit. Optimistic skeptic. Anecdotalist. Does crossword puzzles in ink. Glass half full. Creature of habit. Wears the same shoes every day until they wear out. Can't cook. Can't dance. Can't comprehend which clothes go
together. Can't wait to
not dogs. 19 categorized
mannerisms. Founded,
get up in the morning. Cats,
and alphabetized nervous
built, & sold three Southern
California advertising agencies. Won all the major regional, national and international awards. Retired, but wasn't very good at it. Cad. Bounder. Rapscallion. Blah, blah, blah.